(via naked-escape)
- waiter: sorry we don't have pepsi, only coke
- taylor swift: *writes an album*
- Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
- Benefits when you're ugly: You don't get raped.
- one third of me: I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute aw
- one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
- one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
